Lancelot's Hangover: The Quest for the Holy Booze

$14.99

Release Date:: Oct 1, 2020
Developer:: Jean-Baptiste de Clerfayt
Publisher:: Jean-Baptiste de Clerfayt
Platforms:: Windows

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About This Game

Monkey Island meets Monty Python's Holy Grail in a silly medieval comedy point and click adventure game with an attitude! At least!

You play Lancelot, the sexiest Knight Of the Round Table.
God gives you a quest: go find the Holy Grail, put some booze in it and celebrate the biggest party England has ever known!
But the Grail is hidden deep into a dangerous place, where all men are gay and women have hair under their arms: the Kingdom of France!

Lancelot's Hangover is a 3-to-6-hour-long retro point & click adventure game with very silly humour. And also very accurate historical facts to break the ice during posh dinners (but mostly very silly humour).

Visit Redemption-Land ™, the best amusement park of the whole Medieval Christendom and discover the most stupid relics thanks the exclusive Splash-O-Baptize ™ ride!
Impress your neighbours by mastering drunk mini-games! (WARNING: rashes and itching may occur while playing those silly mini-games)
Make meaningful moral choices like: do you want to be heavily drunk, or utterly hammered, or lightly blitzed, or impressively tipsy or even softly smashed during your quest? It's up to you!
Includes typical retro point&click silly inventory puzzles like mixing a chastity belt and hormone replacement medicines (known as Fem&M's) to craft some synthetic insulin to cure the local dragon's diabetes! (WARNING: it may not work in real life)
Get lost in a very boring maze and watch how to skip it thanks to a walkthrough you just googled! (I told you it's a retro point&click experience!)
Craft your own Mojito-style fancy cocktail and drink it in the Holy Grail! (WARNING: look carefully at the receipt in the cursed über-secret Alchemist book hidden you-know-where!)

Retro point & click humour in a today gaming experience (with 720p VGA graphics!)
All the art, animations, story, dialogues, code, music made by one single guy (who's high on drugs 14 hours a day!)
You play a sexy half-naked knight! Your mum will be proud!
The game would fit on only 956 floppy disks! Wow!

An evil catholic pope (who doesn't even look like Steve Jobs)
Firmin the Transformist (from local Tourist Office)
St. Francis of Assisi, the ventriloquist
Trash-talking Baby Jesus puppet
Annoying Nouvelle-Vague French mime
Gangsta-rapping tame bear
Jean-Jacques le Très-Sexy-Gendarme
Sexier naked women with hairy armpits! WOW!
And even sexier lepers and witches to be burned at the stake yelling weather forecasts!

... and many, many, many more serious characters!

Is it true that Lancelot's Hangover is officially considered as "silly and unsuitable for the youth" by European Union justice?

Yes, you are correct!

Indeed, the European Commercial Court of Justice (ECCJ), held on 6th January 2020 in Brussels (Belgium), stated that:

The author of the video game called “Lancelot’s Hangover: The Quest for the Holy Booze” is no more allowed to include in his playful-oriented computer program any puzzles that can be solved in a logical manner. The player, to progress through the game, must always use, one by one, all the objects in the inventory on all the different objects and characters within the game (and if possible, several times). In addition, only websites in the Serbo-Croatian language will be willing to publish a text walkthrough (which must first be encrypted using the SHA-512 algorithm).
The author of the video game “Lancelot’s Hangover: The Quest for the Holy Booze” will also break any contacts with North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un by 23rd June 2026 and will provide a urine sample, every Tuesday morning, at The European Commission for the Efficiency of Justice (CEPEJ) until January 1st 2027.

Screenshots

User Reviews

Overwhelmingly Positive

2 user reviews

100%

Positive

User #474732 english

2 hrs at review

Recommended

It's a more lewd, blasphemous, fart joke-riddled version of "The Procession to Calvary." It's fun if you're into that kind of humor and some mildly difficult puzzle solving.

User #665389 english

3 hrs at review

Recommended

I appreciate the game's attempt at crude humor, but I didn't find it all that funny. Design-wise, the game is great at nudging the player in the right direction.

System Requirements

Minimum

Minimum:

OS *: Windows XP or higher
Processor: Pentium or higher
Memory: 1 GB RAM
Graphics: 1280 x 720 - 32 bits
DirectX: Version 9.0
Storage: 2 GB available space
Additional Notes: C'mon, relax - it's a retro point & click game - any less-than-5-year-old laptop running on a Windows XP or higher can run this game. Probably any Arduino connected to a toaster could do it as well, but I didn't try.

OS *: Windows 7 or higher
Processor: 1 gigahertz (GHz) or faster 32-bit (x86) or 64-bit (x64) processor
Memory: 2 GB RAM
Graphics: 1280 x 720 - 64 bits
DirectX: Version 9.0
Storage: 2 GB available space
Additional Notes: If you can run Thimbleweed Park, but can't open any Unity adventure game on your PC - that's basically the minimal PC config to run Lancelot.

FAQ

How much does Lancelot's Hangover: The Quest for the Holy Booze cost?

Lancelot's Hangover: The Quest for the Holy Booze costs $14.99.

What are the system requirements for Lancelot's Hangover: The Quest for the Holy Booze?

Minimum: Minimum: OS *: Windows XP or higher Processor: Pentium or higher Memory: 1 GB RAM Graphics: 1280 x 720 - 32 bits DirectX: Version 9.0 Storage: 2 GB available space Additional Notes: C'mon, relax - it's a retro point & click game - any less-than-5-year-old laptop running on a Windows XP or higher can run this game. Probably any Arduino connected to a toaster could do it as well, but I didn't try. Recommended: Recommended: OS *: Windows 7 or higher Processor: 1 gigahertz (GHz) or faster 32-bit (x86) or 64-bit (x64) processor Memory: 2 GB RAM Graphics: 1280 x 720 - 64 bits DirectX: Version 9.0 Storage: 2 GB available space Additional Notes: If you can run Thimbleweed Park, but can't open any Unity adventure game on your PC - that's basically the minimal PC config to run Lancelot.

What platforms is Lancelot's Hangover: The Quest for the Holy Booze available on?

Lancelot's Hangover: The Quest for the Holy Booze is available on Windows PC.

Is Lancelot's Hangover: The Quest for the Holy Booze worth buying?

Lancelot's Hangover: The Quest for the Holy Booze has 100% positive reviews from 2 players.

When was Lancelot's Hangover: The Quest for the Holy Booze released?

Lancelot's Hangover: The Quest for the Holy Booze was released on Oct 1, 2020.