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Clarence Goes to the F&#%ING Store

$2.99
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Developer:
Bad Gremlin Studios
Publisher:
Bad Gremlin Studios
Platforms:
Windows
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About the Game


A short, absurdist comedy choose-your-own-adventure game with a massive cast of bizarre characters, multiple endings, and a plethora of ways to be a generally unpleasant human being. Perform open-heart surgery! Rob an alien! Start the apocalypse! The choices--and consequences--are all yours! Seven zany endings await in this world of notebook-doodle visuals and wry humor!

"Oh no, Clarence, you're all out of Milk!"


Take on the role of Clarence in his heroic quest to go to the store and buy milk.
It's only a quick walk down the road; I'm sure a full cast of quirky characters definitely won't stop you along the way to inundate you with insane problems and an obtuse trading quest leading to seven unique endings!
...After all, what are the odds of that happening?

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User Reviews

Overwhelmingly Positive
14 user reviews
100%
Positive
1 hrs at review
Recommended

I guess tears of laughter could be considered a sign of good comedy. Blammy route is hilarious.

6 helpful
1 hrs at review
Recommended

Full playthrough w/ all endings/achievements (once it uploads): https://youtu.be/CJlUJrFAXjM The game hooked me at absurdist comedy in the description and it really paid out. I thoroughly enjoyed this game it's pretty exceptional for the price the endings were pretty spot on. There's not too much dialogue to go through, but the creator does a fantastic job with what you're given. The characters are all really interesting and unique I really wish there was more to be honest. This reminds me a lot of kyle is famous with more characters/less difficulty reaching the achievements. Absolutely recommend this if you don't mind foul language and want a chuckle some of the wackiness really split my sides.

6 helpful
29 min at review
Recommended

If you're looking for a game that will give you a couple good laughs, look no further! You can watch my playthrough at: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P44-wbgtkts

2 helpful
1 hrs at review
Recommended

I've only played through 2 endings so far, but I had to come here to say this is amazing. Well worth the tiny price. When's the last time a game made you laugh out loud in an empty apartment? It's simple, a visual novel, not "challenging" at all, but if you enjoy dark humor you'll have a good time.

2 helpful
1 hrs at review
Recommended

Clarence, with the most relatable wake up routine of all time. It only takes about an hour or so to see every ending, but this is a very good read for those who like this type of humor (if the screenshots on the store page don't appeal to you, then you probably won't like it). I do really like the doodle style too, nothing flashy but has character and gets the point across. I'd easily recommend this. Time to meander on back to Super Hell.

2 helpful
37 min at review
Recommended

I have no fucking idea how to get this so called "milk". Iv gotten 3 endings out of 8 and none of them are MILK!

1 helpful 1 funny
43 min at review
Recommended

Funny enough, but not a ‘must-have’. Milk as metaphor for the meaning of life sort of works.

42 min at review
Recommended

It's silly and fully relies on it's randomness catching you off guard for some laughs but after playing through it once (it is a short game) there isn't much new stuff in it, especially if you read the achievements you know basically what happens when you make different choices. I still enjoyed it tho so a not fully convinced yes from me.

1 hrs at review
Recommended

Worth it, truly *chef's kiss thank you so much for this lmao

1 funny
2 hrs at review
Recommended

F&#%ING funny game! Worth every penny. The choices you must make can be surreal and very satisfying. The law of unintended consequences is in full force. Heaven can be it's own form of hell.

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System Requirements

Minimum

Minimum:
  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
  • OS *: Windows 7
  • Processor: 1.8GHz Dual-Core CPU
  • Memory: 4 GB RAM
  • Graphics: Integrated Graphics
  • Storage: 400 MB available space

Recommended

Recommended:
  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system

FAQ

How much does Clarence Goes to the F&#%ING Store cost?

Clarence Goes to the F&#%ING Store costs $2.99.

What are the system requirements for Clarence Goes to the F&#%ING Store?

Minimum: Minimum: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system OS *: Windows 7 Processor: 1.8GHz Dual-Core CPU Memory: 4 GB RAM Graphics: Integrated Graphics Storage: 400 MB available space Recommended: Recommended: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system

What platforms is Clarence Goes to the F&#%ING Store available on?

Clarence Goes to the F&#%ING Store is available on Windows PC.

Is Clarence Goes to the F&#%ING Store worth buying?

Clarence Goes to the F&#%ING Store has 100% positive reviews from 14 players.

When was Clarence Goes to the F&#%ING Store released?

Clarence Goes to the F&#%ING Store was released on Sep 2, 2021.

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