Florida Simulator 1986

This looks nice sweetheart Mom

Where to begin? Set in "Somewhere in Florida" 1986. You play the game as a mild mannered gator hunter trying to earn some side scratch to fuel his cocaine addiction. During the course of your travels you encounter gators and crocs as well as a unique arsenal of arms until eventually you have to settle an old score with some past shady acquaintances. The game features a great custom soundtrack as well as some nice vibe scenery to boot. This game to me is a metaphor in it's entirety of Florida. Just like Florida, you wonder why this game exists? You wonder if things had happened differently if it could have ended up better? You wonder why they don't fix the problems with it? You wonder what else you could be doing with you time? Then the epiphany hits you all at once and despite all it's flaws you realize you wouldn't want to be anywhere else doing anything else in this moment in time and that you're happy and having fun. Despite the dangers around you and obstacles in your way you pr...

10/10 for a realistic Florida Man experience

Absolute masterpiece. AAA graphics and a gripping storyline combine to engross the player in a truly immersive Floridian experience.

Its got gators, shotguns, drugs, and is the most accurate portrayal of a 1980s Florida Man to have ever been captured by videogame experts. Best two bucks I ever spent, although there are still a few bugs that pop up now and again-- but what did you really want out of this? Absolute clarity, beauty, and neutrality? Think again, boys and girls. If you can't handle the shotguns, the grenades, the hardcore story-telling, and the stealth of a beer-bellied, swamp-bred man on his way to victory, then this is not the game for you.

I think that this alligator murder drug crime simulator is a very educational experience and a good political satire on how the rest of the United States views Florida. #letsshootflorida #Pog #floridapog

As a Floridian, I can attest that this is exactly what day to day life is like. Also, great soundtrack!

when you see a product like this you know to keep your expectations low, but somehow i was still let down. the gators are extremely difficult to find, which makes it more about jump scares than actually experiencing floridian culture.

This game can not be put into words

My alligator waifu bit me