Bowsette

an actual honest review, could you believe it [list] [*]the game feels and looks like it's just using paid unity assets. looks like it was put together in just under 2 hours if not less. [*]you press/hold left click to attack. that's it. there's not even any jump button, though you can glitch out of bounds if you move up a rock or hill quickly enough which causes you to fly upwards. [*]bowsette moves around as if she wore rollerskates. i think the rollerskate model is invisible/missing. [*]3 stages which are the same, just different target enemies that spawn. kill 5 to win and proceed to the next stage. [*]the world is actually a lot bigger if you glitch out of bounds, but the stage area is restricted and very small. [*]the enemy punishments are lacking and not well detailed. you can left click to change the ❤❤❤❤ speed, but nothing else. [/list] even as a meme game it's not worth the price.

This is seriously bad. Don't buy it lol

Losing on purpose to see bowsette get fkd by a tentacle :^) shadows could use some smoothing wtf am I doing with my life

0/10 no golem cokc

A meh game with an average model design of Bowsette. You go through a few stages where you fight various monsters like evil rabbits, golems and goblins. Basically is just moving and left mouse to attack. Also when you die, you get fcked by them, be it a bunch of rabbits or goblins which is juxtaposed nicely with some actually very pleasant and relaxing piano tunes. https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2466314994 Legs are also quite nice, and I want them to sandwich me. https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2466314818 Price is probably high for what it is but at least you can have a Bowsette game on your steam account and see some lewds. For more lewds, see https://old.reddit.com/r/bowsette/

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I updated this review because I randomly found out there was an update. To me, it's kinda shameful to knowingly leave an outdated review up, though not much has changed. There's not enough content to justify the price tag. Even as a meme purchase, it's extremely disappointing. You play Bowsette, and your goal is to kill 5 enemies. There's 6 levels in total. The only controls you get are WASD movement and attacking by holding left click. No jumping. There's also zooming the camera in and out with the mouse wheel, but that's pointless. The enemies are all pretty much the same aside from the "punishments" when they manage to beat you down. They just walk towards you and attack. While there's only one enemy, they are no challenge at all if you just hold down the left mouse button (not even mashing, holding down really is enough) and it will be stunlocked. Occasionally, there are multiple enemies, and if they surround you, they have a realistic chance at killing you. Just walk away for a ...

3 stages and 6 mins of wtf did i spend a dollar on killed by rock giant, goblin jumped in to ensure i wouldn't forget him. Would play again.

Calling this barebones would be an understatement. You can move and attack. That's it. You can't even jump. Now, you might say "Well, if you're buying this it's to see Bowsette get fucked, not for the AAA gameplay experience.". And you would be right. Bowsette getting raped is pretty hot. However, this game does a very poor job of that too. The animations for sex are too basic to get any enjoyment out of, basically just the models humping usually. The female Bowsette model looks good while clothed, but during the sex animations, the face gets uglier, the nipples on the breasts are not standout enough, and she wears panties the whole time, so it looks dumb. Additionally, the male monsters all lack penises so. Yeah. Not worth a buy even if you're a low IQ coomer who impulse buys stuff.

This game is freaking awesome POGGGEEEERRRRRSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!! UwU Bowsette-chan. Sex scenes were so amazing I jerked off sooooooooooooooooo much holy molly