Everything is Mayo

I am writing this review in tears. This is perhaps the greatest piece of art that could let all of its viewers project some piece of themselves on. Pros: The main character was a true gigachad. The moment he said he hated mayo, I knew I would simp for this man for the rest of my life. Who would dare say such blasphemy of a statement and still be able to exist?! Insane. The MC has officially become my goal and idol in real life. The diverse and various side characters gave me the feeling of friendship that I have never had and will not ever have in real life. It contributed so much in making this game feel like an actual home to me, a harbor to my soul. The music of this game was outlandishly sensual. It somehow managed to turn up my senses to 11 and provided the most arousing and yet disciplined sound. My ears were practically filled with mayo during the playthrough. Amazing. The combat was what Cyberpunk tried to achieve but could only dream of. The ultimate form of true immersion. O...

Unfortunately my laptop didn't have the RAM required to play this game in it's full glory, but I still had a bunch of fun in this quick platformer/turn-based rpg. The soundtrack somehow sounds like mayo, and the game rewards the player for exploring.

Cute game! It has some rpg aspects mixed with jump and run parts. you'll need 20-30 Minutes for a playthrough, depending on your playstyle. Gameplay Video: https://youtu.be/oRBs9bHpw5g